Route Sixty Sucks

If you ever plan to get back home
Don't take my way, that's the highway, that's the worst
You'll get stuck on route sixty-sucks

Well it winds from DC through VA
At the speed of 20 miles at the most
You'll get stuck on route sixty-sucks

Well it goes from the white house past Dulles airport
Fairfax city looks oh so pretty
You see foggy bottom and the Lincoln memorial

Rosslyn , Ballston, and don't forget Vienna
Tysons, Beltway, never any letup
Would you, get sick of this backed-up trip
so take the subway home, that's the best
Or get stuck on route sixty-sucks.